Give Me Ambiguity or Give Me Something Else

President G.W. Bush, (note the respect, please) seems to be a little tetchy these days, doesn't he? So now Iran is getting uppity. How DARE they! Naughty, NAUGHTY people.

Came across this one by Himself, which is a screamer. Maybe it's old to you...
'More and more of our imports are coming from overseas.'
Yes, well...

On the radio this morning--a report from the UK that BMW drivers are rated the third sexiest, Ferrari drivers the second, and top..
Aston Martin! (a la James Bond, 'til he wimped out)

Ms Blue '..unless of course they're middle-aged, balding, with a huge gut and halitosis...'
BlueGirl '...and a dick like a pencil.'
Blue & BlueBoy '...guggg.'