Blue's Saturday Meme

Come on, you know you want to. Besides, it's Saturday.


Dogs or cats?
Your most creative—but plausible—excuse for NOT spending Christmas With Glennie?
______deserves to be dipped head-down in a bucket of warm spit.
London or Istanbul?
My favourite invasive procedure.
Your significant other gives you a thousand bucks to spend as you wish. What goes in the cart?
I would really rather be…
Chicken or beef?
Why Istanbul, for the sake of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
It was hopeless because….
I wish she/he…
---------deserves the Victoria Cross/Congressional Medal of Honor.
You really should know more about_____
Who’s ‘they’?
_______is vastly over-rated.
Why three?
Where did I leave my keys?