Insomnia

Bugger.
babyBlue wakes up with cramps (in the foot, dears) and can't get back to sleep. So gleefully tries to get on-line. His DEAR sysadmin has configured his personal laptop--the one where the 'l' and 's' are worn out through over-use--and now it's slower than a herd of terrapins in peanut butter (or should that be 'flotilla'? I can never remember.) 'Why?' you may well ask. It's constantly up or downloading something.
However.
babyBlue acquires a brand-spanking new HP machine with all the bells and whistles, including wireless (yay!) from work. Somebody appears to like me. (Lifehint; stay friends with the financial people. And personal assistants to The Suits, while you're at it.)
So all the data's still gone, gone, gone, despite the no doubt relentless efforts of the Surrey Police, who will leave no stone unturned, blah, blah, blah.
Notwithstanding that, but the fiddly bits of the famous blog--the important stuff--brought to you by the even more famous Sasha.
Thanks Sasha. You've now officially acquired 'Honey' status in the Blue Pantheon of heroines.