Interview

Interviewed by Supes

1. People always claim to see God when they drop acid. What do you think God would see if He dropped acid?
Dolphins. To my mind, lots of the other creations have plenty of design flaws--I mean, what's with sinuses--but dolphins are about as good as He got. Plus they're grateful for all the fish, right?

2. What's the best name you can come up with for a blind ostrich that only has one wing?
Either 'Slew' or 'Lunch'

3. What is the official definition of "sticky wicket"?
With reference to cricket, in the early days of the game the wicket (the turf playing surface) was left uncovered, therefore open to the elements. Should it rain, the wicket was, well, sticky. If you were the batsman, then it was almost impossible to play--unlike baseball, the ball in cricket is pretty much required to bounce when delivered. Colloquially, any 'unplayable'/impossible situation is 'batting on a sticky wicket.'
There.
Now you know.

4. Favorite position?
Easy. The White Tiger Tao position.

5. If you had to be either paralyzed or totally insane, which would you choose and why?
Insane. So much more fun. Plus, it's a much shorter journey


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