Shit
....and some miserable piece of pommiebastardturdshitfuckerdickheadarsewankerprick stole my laptop.
From the damned hotel room while I was away.
Their response?
"Sorry, mate. There's some real professionals round 'ere"
Yeah, well. Thanks a fucking million, chum.
(and if you read this, you corksoaker, eat Brussels sprouts and die.)
I am not impressed.
8 Comments:
Oh Blue that truly sucks!! The hotel had nothing else to say?
So sorry that happened!
..and to add insult to injury their total insurance cover is £50 per item. Say $80?
Ja, they said "First time in two years..." It's an inside job for damned sure..
Blue
$80...???!!! Aw that is awful! Oh yeah sounds like everyone is in on this one Blue!
blue, not only did he (making a gendered assumption here) steal your computer, but he changed the layout of your blog. what audacity.
Badger...no, new blog layout is me. I had a crack at cleaning out the old one, and decided to go for a new look instead. It's quite pretty I think.
Wheezus...it's OK. JT still rules.
Anonymous posts are, I believe the fault of this undoubtedly male computer.
Blue
it IS pretty, which provides a striking contrast to that beautifully long curse word that opens your top post. ;)
I was distressed.
as i would be. it's a magnificent curse, really. far more powerful than that dopey supercalafragawhatever.
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