Habemus Popem

Watching a doccie on the new pope last night;

Jenna; (the daughter) 'Imagine having that on your resume; Previous position--Pope'
Chris; (the son) 'Yeah, where do you go from there?'
Jenna; 'The only way is down.'
Chris; 'Shuah, it's a dead-end job.'

Father rolls eyes, offspring laugh uncontrollably.
I blame my wife.