WARNING

This is not for the faint of heart.
I am a devotee of one Stephen Fry. If you have even the faintest interest in poetry you MUST read 'The Ode Less Travelled'

Here's a quote;

'It seems to me that the City of Poesy, with its associations of delicacy, refined emotion and exquisite literacy is all the richer for having these moral slums (comic and impolite verse) within its walls. No metropolis worth visiting is without its red-light district, its cruising areas and a Bohemian Villiage where absinthe flows, reefers glow and love is free.'

In that spirit here's an example of the most foul limerick you will probably ever read. I find it hilarious, but I'm funny like that.

You have been warned. Do not get all sniffy with me. Frankly, my dear....

There was an old man of Brienz,
The length of whose cock was immense.
With one swerve he could plug,
A boy's bottom in Zug
And a kitchen maid's ***t in Koblenz.

ta-da!

Farm Dam, 'Wind in the Willows', Magaliesberg, North West Province, South Africa

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'La Gratitude' on Dorp Street, Stellenbosch, Western Cape, South Africa

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