A Blue Perspective on 2005

Best Book ..........Constant Gardener
Best Movie ............King Arthur
Best Stage Production ........Miss Saigon
Best Wine ............Allesverloren Merlot ‘04
Best Coffee ..........Colombian
Personality of the Year .........Wally the Weaver
Best Business Trip ........Cairo
Worst Business Trip ..........Dakar
Best Trip ...............Cape Town
Most Tragic Event ........The Pakistani Earthquakes
Most Horrific ...........The London Bombings
Greatest Sadness ..............Mr. Badger
Most Admired Person ............Mrs. Badger
Biggest Cock-up ...........Katrina
Dickheads of the Year ...............Bob Mugabe & George W Bush
Puss of the Year .............Jacob Zuma
Best Time .......................September 21st
Worst ...............Late January
Seminal Event ....................The Underground Parking Incident
Greatest Regret ...............I didn’t do it sooner
Most perfect chord change .................50” into Said I Loved You (Michael Bolton)
Best Song ...............You and Me (Lifehouse)
Best Rock ..............I Like the Way (Body Rockers)
Biggest Annoyance .............Keeping dead flowers out of the pool
Biggest Disappointment ............Having to start the novel over again